“Becky, are we not Facebook friends anymore? I’ve been looking for your profile and can’t find you!” - Jeremy
“I’d hate to break it to you, but I decided to Pearl Harbor you on Facebook. You kept commenting on my posts and it got extremely annoying!” - Becky
“Geez, I’m sorry! I was just trying to be a friend! Can we let bygones be bygones?” - Jeremy
“I’d hate to break it to you, but I decided to Pearl Harbor you on Facebook. You kept commenting on my posts and it got extremely annoying!” - Becky
“Geez, I’m sorry! I was just trying to be a friend! Can we let bygones be bygones?” - Jeremy
by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020

by Angel_3^ April 26, 2022

An absolute bitch. One of the rudest people you will ever meet. She acts like she owns the world because she has airpods, even though we all know they're fake and that she has no money. She judges everybody even though she shouldn't because she doesn't even wash her hair.
Person A: Ew did you see her? She looks like she just climbed out of a sewer, into a trashcan, and immediately went here. Like ew tf.
Person B: Dude stop being such a fucking Pearle.
Person B: Dude stop being such a fucking Pearle.
by Kookykookybitch March 16, 2019

by A.Good.Palmer June 15, 2021

by WhiteMorganFreeman November 28, 2018

Pearl is sweet and nice, she's shy at first but outgoing when you get to know her. She is beautiful but doesn't know it. Once you find a Pearl, never let her go. Pearl is a very kind-hearted person and always has a smile on her face. She doesn't let hate bother her. Pearl will be a very relevant person in this world. Don't push her though because she will fuck you up. Pearl is an amazing best friend and girlfriend. Her heart beats for one person and she won't whore around. The best thing about Pearl is that she will always be her self.
by Pearl Dawson June 19, 2020

an awkward, nice, chill girl. she’s great. stubborn a lot but great. loves Jesus and stays committed to him 24/7, which is amazing. blunt and deceptive for sure. just a great gal
by Anne V. August 13, 2019
