Neck kitty

When a cat (doesn't matter what age) sleeps or lays on your neck.

I love my cat, she's a Neck kitty!

by Cheesedevourer February 17, 2021

nappy neck

An insult / greeting amongst friends. In Teesside

Now then Shmoo!

Do one nappy neck!

by Hobbo1650 March 4, 2021

neck goblin

A female that gives top of the line neck.

Shorty brained me so good, I swear she’s a neck goblin.

by DropDehd April 7, 2021

Wreckless necking

The act of a man turning his head too hard almost breaking his neck to look at a female passing by.

Jay: Did you see ol girl that just passed by?
Rando: Yea man you just go cited for wreckless necking.

by Rando from the lane August 6, 2012

Neck Dec

Short for neck decoration. Also known as a hickey.

"Nice neck dec!"

by aisrad September 3, 2013

Giraffe's Neck

When, after eating sweetcorn, you turn and check the turd in the bowl and see that it has sweetcorn spotted in the shit. It's long and quite thick and looks just like a Giraffe's Neck.

"Wow! Check out my turd Angelique - it looks just like a Giraffe's Neck!"
...."Did you have tuna and sweetcorn today Francois?"

by Erica Cantona October 2, 2013

IPad Neck

Chronic condition whereby an IPad user suffers severe neck pain from peering downward on their Ipad. IPad users can be distinguished from afar by a noticeable neck twitch or wringing of the neck.

Because I peered downward to read my iPad for 3 hours straight, my doctor concluded that I had "IPad neck".

by Aaploverrated March 12, 2012