crash land naked

Often said of someone who has unexpectedly ended up in an unfamiliar situation for which they are completely unprepared to deal with, particularly in a psycological sense.
"The last place on earth E.T. needs to crash land naked is any place where a four-legged animal is considered an all terrain vehicle." -Unfilter @ 8bm.com
by Smidge204 April 08, 2004
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Techno Land Pirate

A person who frequents illegal raves/squat parties where techno is the predominant music being played. These traveller/hippie types tend to smell due to infrequent washing/poor hygene. Some techno land pirates may also be referred to as squat nazi's.
If you've ever been to an illegal rave then you'd see exactly what is meant by this entry; techno land pirates are not difficult to spot....
by the mond January 15, 2009
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Land of the Lost Ass

A woman's ass that is so large that it creates it's own warp through time, worlds, and space. All kinds of matter get's engulfed never to be seen again in a Land of the Lost Ass.
Leanne's husband starts to cry while fucking her in the ass, he realizes that he has lost his cock forever, as it is now in the Land of The Lost Ass.
by srjg May 18, 2009
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Accidental Moon Landing

The act of touching your bare Ass with another persons bare ass, typically while in the shower or locker room.
Oh Jesus ! I was in the shower and I had an accidental moon landing with Mark
by CptThunder thighs August 14, 2017
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yes womens land

No man’s sky but it’s been oppositized
Me going to da yes womens land, boi!
by hahahrghh October 19, 2020
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Citizen land mine

You take a shit in the road and watch a car go though it
by Wood69911 March 09, 2019
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We're Finally Landing

Most well known as the intro and outro for gaming youtuber Summoning Salt, and a song frequently used by commentary and YouTube poop youtuber EmpLemon, most famously in his Dale Earnhardt video, after the quote "Come on, have you ever seen a NASCAR fly?"
by whatismyname182 September 02, 2021
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