gooning

To goon. Gooning is simply defined by edging for an extended period, typically inducing a trance-like state.

I was gooning for 7 hours last night

by GuyDefinesGooning December 8, 2023

Goon dick

Ignorant ass person

My brother in law is a goon dick son of a bitch.

by pintail75 May 8, 2018

Goon Cave

A closed off, secluded room where cool dudes go to goon around. They are typically dark, quiet and comfortable. Goon caves are typically used by one goon, but sometimes group goon sessions do occur.

Goons (or goonettes) may have a variety of tools and instruments at their disposal in the goon cave to enhance their goon session

Goon 1: Damn, today has been brutal. I need to blow off some steam
Goon 2: Let’s go to the goon cave man
Goon 1: We’re in T-town, our goon cave is back home
Goon 3: Connor’s room is open and he’s not around for the rest of today. Let’s goon in there
Goon 1: Let’s get in there asap. I need a good long goon session

by GoonLyfe April 19, 2024

Moon Gooning

The act of taking peyote with the Navajo Native American tribe while blowing the heads off American Buffalo, than masturbating to resurrect “The Phoneix”.

Dallas and I are going Moon Gooning with Eagle Waters in the plains tonight

by MikeyOzone November 19, 2023

Gooning

Gooning means achieving the trance-like blissful state while masturbating or masturbating meditatively.

Ive been gooning for 3 weeks straight, im bouta bust.

by dennis teni March 28, 2024

ego gooning

Gooning to oneself, ones self image, or something of ones character.

Bro I'm mad ego gooning atm I went crazy over how fire I am bro im such a long atm

by anonymous January 2, 2024

Nocturnal Goon

This is another word for a wet dream, usually happens with the intention to nut to someone while you sleep.

Michael: I am going to jeet you in my sleep and have a nocturnal goon to you.

Yoni: Have a nice nocturnal goon about me!

by Hiiko November 2, 2025