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butt post

The posting of gibberish to Facebook or in an e-mail because your phone is in your pocket and you somehow clicked POST or SEND.

A typical butt post looks like this: "NNNBJJJGHHHTUUYJJHMMBJJGUUTKMMBMMBLLKMNNVHHFGJJGNMB"
Karen checked in at an airport then butt posted fifteen lines of random characters to her status update.
by TheRealAndOnlyChiffonade January 16, 2011
mugGet the butt postmug.

great butt

An interjection used by Dr. Doc Brownbutt when talking to Marty McButt.
"Great butt! We need to go back in time and find a buttress before all the butt tubs are gone!"
by Queen Buttrix June 12, 2015
mugGet the great buttmug.

butt stalion

An ugly, stupid, and ignorant person. The most stupid person in the word. It can also mean diamond horse.
Ugh, Jack is such a butt stalion.

Dude, I just bought a new butt stalion.
by TheWorkingJacib May 14, 2015
mugGet the butt stalionmug.

New Butt

When you are so obese and large that a second mound of fat starts growing out of the bottom part of each buttock, creating a second smaller butt.
I saw this lady today, she was so fat that she had grown a New Butt.
by NutSackMan February 10, 2015
mugGet the New Buttmug.

butt toke

A Ciggarette laced with cocaine. Normally the end of a smoke is dipped in the remains of the nights product.
by skr0oface April 4, 2005
mugGet the butt tokemug.

Butt tagger

Butt Tagger is a word used to descibe someone who tags on restroom walls while using the toliet.
I know Gary's the butt tagger. I know his hand writing.

I butt tagged Jennifers cell number to get back at her.
by RollaCoasta January 28, 2010
mugGet the Butt taggermug.

Rag Butt

The act of wiping your butt and leaving toilet paper behind due to lack of quality paper
Ohhhh man, i just took a huge dump! but your crappy toilet paper left me with Rag butt.
by C.bock April 14, 2010
mugGet the Rag Buttmug.

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