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mal-tech

Mal: derived from the spanish malo meaning "bad".
Technology used in a useless manner; or unneccesary use of technology, or unneccessary technology.
As opposed to 'rect-tech
Movies on mobile telephones; computerized touch-screens at gas stations; digital parking meters.
Ben 1: "To turn on our television we must press 4 different buttons on two controllers."
Ben 2: "That's mal-tech, yo!"
by Benjamins at GSC February 10, 2006
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grade teacher

a teacher who teaches all subjects in a class. Grade teachers usually teach in pre-primary and primary classes.
She has been a grade teacher for years.
by uttam maharjan March 8, 2010
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Arch Tech

1.Arch Tech: also known as Architectural Technology, an University course paper where students understand how that piece of paper or card can be made into an actual building.

2.Where students are brainwashed into using heat pumps in HVAC lectures.

3.Also used as or referred to as a social outing when it clearly isn't.

4. Where lecturers refuse to reply to emails because they were away on trip.
1. you: "oooh.. so what.. you mean i have to figure out how this building works?"

2. Lecturer: " remember, every $1 gets you $3 of heat energy! It's that simple"

"You cannot use passive heating / cooling, what about if it rains for a few days? You're thermal mass is only at 6, 7 degrees"

you: "ohh man i just got Arch Tech-ed!"

3. friend (Dj , Ranko) : "Hey YO we got this mean party this weekend its going to be BALLLLINGGGG you're coming!!!"

you : "awww naaah man i got this ballllling Arch Tech to hit up its going to be mint asss!!"

4. friend: Hey dude, for Arch Tech have you heard back from Regan or Max? "

you: " Nwaaah maan.. this is bsssssss!!! going to shoot fade-aways in studio"
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fuck teacher

A teacher who hangs out with all the girls that act like they are 21.
"Oml that's the fuck teacher Mr.Samuels !

"Ik that teacher flirts with all the pretty girls"
by Oml people open your eyes February 11, 2017
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History Teacher

A history teacher teaches you pointless but interesting things, but you will never use them. But if you can get on who wants to be a millionaire you will win as it’s full of pointless information and facts. Thank your history teacher for the 1,000,000 when you win.
Thanks history teacher for the 1,000,000’
by x•x June 11, 2020
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Math teacher

-noun- a person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them
That's our math teacher.
by Lrhy8 August 31, 2020
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The Best Teacher Ever

Someone who enlightens you, guides you to the fountain of knowledge, who is funny, kind, & will make you laugh, who understands your problems & will try to help you solve them.

The best teacher will help you, guide you, but not force you to do anything. They push you to your limits but not too far, they praise your hard work & yet provide you with constructive criticism to aid your success.

You may experience a certain level of awkward infatuation around these teachers..
Girl: My French teacher is possibly the Best Teacher Ever!

Best Friend: God I swear you have some kind of awkward infatuation with the guy, he's not that great!!!

Teacher: ...

awkward..!
by BadAssGirl December 22, 2013
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