Icarus Surprise

Much like the myth of Icarus, the consequences of being too daring and proud.

When a female (or male) is wearing a skirt, and the "Icarus" attempts to look up said skirt. He will then receive an "Icarus surprise" when his face is then urinated upon.

Bitch looked fine, so I took a peak up her skirt and got an Icarus surprise! So I kicked her down the stairs and broke her clavicles.

by St. Bootsy Collins January 9, 2007

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Citrus Surprise

As a girl is giving you a blowjob, before you ejaculate, you grab half of an orange, squirt the juice into her eyes, and then proceed to blast your load into her mouth for collateral.

Guy 1: Dude, when I gave Becky a citrus surprise, she made me a fruit salad.
Guy 2: Sweet!

by thefng April 12, 2010

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ep surprise

v, the act of fisting a guy or girl and leaving a surprise in their body

Doreen: Fist me baby
Jon: Ok, can I give you an ep surprise?
Doreen: Sure, Will does all the time. Make sure its thumb tacks or rusty nails

by #shakemyballs October 31, 2011

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surprise muscles

The muscles of a man (or, perhaps, a woman) that are startling--be it because of his composure or other physical features that do not make you suspect muscular characteristics. Surprise muscles are most common in the shoulder and arm area, as those may be hidden by a shirt.

As he took off his shirt, she did a double take at his surprise muscles.

by merekat August 29, 2009

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Smithsack Surprise

When a person, usually a persons landlord, makes them give them rent through sexual favors, usually involving to gay sacks on or near the persons face.

Oh man, I heard hampton was broke last month so he let his landlord give him the old smithsack surprise.

by Agent Peterson May 20, 2009

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