Steven

Malnourished monkey that snorted too much cocaine.

Archeologist in Amazon Rainforest: Is that a Monkey on crack?
Other Archeologist: No that's just a Steven.

by AmazonMonke May 31, 2022

Steven

The kid who calls you jealous of him but he is always getting rejected by girls so he turns gay

steven: you are just jealous
you: because you have more rejections then we all do girls

by hdjdiskjdjekdhdijrbc fbf September 21, 2021

Steven

The man who will call you jealous after sitting with girls at lunch but that just because he has more rejections then you do girls

Steven you broke bro code your just jealous but he just got rejected

by hdjdiskjdjekdhdijrbc fbf September 24, 2021

Steven

Stevens can be really good at everything but in exchange can have a really ugly girlfriend they always talking shit but in the end they are shit

Damn steven has the ugliest girl

by RicK8 September 29, 2018

Steven

A guy who is fat, mentally underdeveloped, and works at a pizza place.

This guy is a real steven.

by 123AbcStevie September 18, 2023

Steven

A guy who is fat, mentally underdeveloped, and works at a pizza resturant

This guy is a real steven.

by 123AbcStevie September 18, 2023

Steven

A guy who stays away from the crowd but is charismatic. He tends to like younger girls. He’s very busy and doesn’t have a lot of time for those who want him. He listens but is also a good talker. His talent and genuine kindness is attractive. The girl he talks to calls him Stevie.

“Hey Steven”
“Hey, how are you insert name”
“Good, just missing you”

by ivegotrizzfordays March 07, 2023