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Ease Springs

To void the bowels, expel a turd or the like. To defecate. Of military origin, the phrase refers to the process of taking the strain off the spring system in one's rifle. The similarity is drawn to the subsequent release of energy and altogether more relaxed feeling afterwards.
"2 Section. Your patrol was due to start 2 minutes ago. Why are you still here?" - "Jimmy had to away and ease springs. We'll be off shortly, sir"
by lpcvrk2 April 29, 2010
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jerry springer

an adjective used to describe a crazy confrontational jealous female
when I bailed on happy hour last week and she saw me tagged on Facebook with another woman, she went all jerry springer on my ass...
by doc SM March 3, 2014
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Yellow springs

A small town in which any liberal hippy is accepted with loving and open arms. Shoes are not only not necessary but are also a frowned upon accessory for residents (even school teachers find it unnecessary to wear shoes on occasion). Police forces do a great job however residents are confused why the officers pull them over for doing illegal things.

Yellow Springs is a place that will destroy any conservative who steps foot in the town. Fox News is basically banned from the town because of its supposedly biased news reporting.
Basically Yellow Springs is the place to go if you find yourself in a position where you're craving smelling like marijuana while you walk around with dirty scratched up feet judging any individual that you walk by.
"Hey man! You know any good places I can try and sell these cool Jordan's?"

"I dont know man, but I can tell you Yellow Springs isn't the place..."
by Yser July 28, 2015
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springfield

A bitchin' town in Central New Jersey. It's not an amazing vacation spot, but it's a nice place to live.
by Zach G. November 11, 2003
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Silver Spring

A city in Maryland, bordering the District of Columbia. It is basically a place where you can meet your friends and maybe grab some food from Chipotle or Noodles & Company before you do something interesting...SOMEWHERE ELSE.
K: Hey, I'm on my way from Takoma Park.
A: I'm in Wheaton on the train.
K: Wanna meet in Silver Spring for food before going to the ____ in ____?
A: Sure! I'll be there in a few.
by yourenemysenemy January 25, 2009
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Blue Springs South High School

A school that is mainly known for its football team that is pretty decent. Most of the kids who go to school there are unfortunately considered stuck-up from other students in the area. But the Jaguars don't care!

This is also THE high school in Blue Springs, Missouri. Blue Springs High School just wishes it could be us.
If I could go to any high school in Missouri, it would definitely be Blue Springs South High School.
by goody-two-shoes March 14, 2010
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Spring Broke

1. A lame spring break because one cannot afford to travel anywhere interesting.

2. A disfunctional, ruined, and thus "broken" spring break.
No classes, but this week looks more like spring broke than spring break.
by AmymoneMonymay March 13, 2009
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