Scooping Spoon Syndrome

Another term for menstrual cramps, or PMS.
This was created because this specific type of cramps leave most girls feeling like someone is scooping out their abdomen with an spoon.

Typically used as a code name among women to prevent men from knowing they are on their period.

Also called SS syndrome.
"I am suffering from severe SS syndrome today."

OR

"Scooping spoon syndrome is the WORST."
"Oh, you got it too?"
"Yeah."
by AB Banana July 21, 2008
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you fucking spoon

Bob: why didn't you call me last night?
Kim: Because I'm not intrested!

Bob: What?
Kim: take a hint you fucking spoon
by whats it to you??????? May 09, 2017
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I am a spoon

When you run out of the dank insults and don't have anything more creative. Maybe somebody collects spoons in your family? Brilliant! Go sit in a drawer like the low-life piece of cheap metal you are.
I am a spoon! (Internal crying)
by Spoonnotaspork October 21, 2016
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Peanut butter spoon

it sounds like it should be suggestive but who knows?
you guys ever look up peanut butter spoon on urban dictionary?

no? why?

i don't know if it's a real thing but it sounds like it should be
by DrKrainiker September 21, 2020
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silver spoon coon

A term used to describe one who received their success because of their privileged upbringing. For example, an artist such as a rapper or singer that grew up in a rich family and didn't have to work nearly as hard as others to attain their current wealth, status, or success.
Kendrick ain't no silver spoon coon tho! He grinded for that shit cuh.
by TrapGodYeezusJr May 12, 2017
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peanut butter spoon

The loser got hit by a loser so he ate a peanut butter spoon
peanut butter spoon - donut operator
by ImRed6000 September 18, 2020
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Wooden Spoon Speed

Wooden Spoon Speed is the speed at which a child runs at while being persued by said childs enraged parent.

any person can run at wooden spoon speed.
after lil jonny broke the window, he ran at wooden spoon speed to hide under his bed.
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