snorker

laughing added with a pig sound
or
laughing like a pig

mary:(laughing like a pig)
joe: you snorker

by jimokiari April 9, 2008

Snickers

Another name for weed

Hey, you got any more snickers left after last night??

by Tommy Cease October 15, 2006

snickers

When you are at a family or friendly gathering and you are in the worst mood ever. You don't want to be rude, but if you say anything it will certainly be rude. Use this word to convey to your significant other that it's time to go.

Mike: Hey baby, are you enjoying the party?
Nikki: I'm going to slit your throat if you ask me one more question... effing snickers
Mike: Snickers? We just got here...
Nikki: ::callus nod:: snickers

by The Real Magic Mike October 3, 2012

Snookered

1 in the pink 2 in the stink

Yo bret this girl loved being snookered

by Koplover89 September 4, 2018

Shit-Hawk Snooker

In a long line of parked cars, you can always guarentee that the red ones will be absolutely covered with guano. The Shit-Hawk itself (slang for seagull = Cornwall, pigeon = London) then comes back and selects another colour to crap on before repeating the process with the red ones. Hence the term 'Shit-Hawk Snooker' is born

Dude1: Jeezus man have you seen the state of my CAR? Its been shit-hawk snookered !!! Get me my gun !!

Dude2: What did you expect, its red ya CHOWDERHEAD!

by Little Miss Mayonnaise September 3, 2005

shocker

two in the tuna, one in the can.
two in the pass, one in the ass.
two in the bank, one in the rank.
two in the v, one in the b.

"So I'm fingering this chick and she says to suprise her, so I pulled out an gave her a shocker!"

by WDIV April 20, 2007

the shocker

The insertion of multiple fingers into a womans body, plus the rubbing of the clitoris. Also reffered to as Two in the pink, one in the stink, and one to command the clit.

I gave some random bitch the shocker last night, she said noone commanded her clit like that before. SCORE!

by Jake Fischer April 22, 2005