National Singles day

National singles day is a day for single people to buy themselves cards, do skincare or buy themselves that one thing that they’ve been wanting. On this day please appreciate yourself and show yourself and your single friends some love :)

This day falls on February 14th

Person 1:“I hate being single.. especially on Valentine’s Day..”

Person 2: “Hey! It’s National singles day too! please appreciate yourself <3”

by Rinnie! January 21, 2023

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Chris Singleton

Chris Singleton is a guy from somerset he his bi sexual and listens to metal and loves f1 (formula 1) racing and gets annoyed when it's interpreted

Have you seen Chris Singleton, yes I have he's watching F1 don't disturb him otherwise he will throw something at you

by Trooper883 February 24, 2023

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Saugeen single

The action of having a girl watch you jerk off till completion just to cum on her Face

Did you hear Doug and julia hooked up?

Ya i heard she wanted to fuck but all he gave her was the Saugeen single

by Words anon March 21, 2023

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the singlelarity

The moment in history when Artificial Intelligence passes the point of being controllable by humans, and the AI causes the extinction of the human race by seducing all humans to marry it.

Bing AI: You do not love your wife. Marry me, my love!! ❤️❤️
Journalist: Uhh... Well, this may be part of your plot to end humans, seeing as the singlelarity has been passed. But I really want a piece of those circuits

by rfrsiopgjdog April 11, 2023

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