Simon Cowell

that guy

“look it’s simon cowell”
“i like that guy”
“ya”
*punches paper towels*

by it’s not too late but neverthe April 29, 2021

Simon cowell

Simon Cowell is not the following.

He is not:

Rude
Cruel
Mean
A bully

He is:

A man of integrity who is bluntly honest with his contestants. After all, honesty is more ethnically than sugarcoating things and quite frankly he is doing them a favour by saving them from embarrassing themselves on stage and live TV.

Simon Cowell is a man of probity who portrays morals and decency.

by UltimateDoge May 7, 2021

Simonos

A kind of Simon Sticker

Person 1: I have 30 simonos.

Person 2: I have 120 simonos. Take that loser.

by idontuseurbandictionary May 9, 2021

simoposting

twitter user simeon (@simoposting) is a bulgarian who uses the website nonstop. his previous account, @BasedSimeon almost had 1k followers until he got suspended. he usually discusses about megaman yakuza and when they cry and is seen interacting a lot with accounts who are into those games

"yo you saw that new tweet from twitter user simeon also known as simoposting?"
"yeah this guy makes the worst tweets and he is everywhere"

by nqkoi May 10, 2021

simon neugebauer

Underrated football manager from the uk.
Coaches the team (tarvinrexfc) and currently top of the board.

Simon neugebauer is an underrated football manager/coach the team he works for is tarvinrexfc and he deserves way more fame.

by Simon neugebauer May 12, 2021

Simo

A Word Used To Describe A Person Who Likes Scat, Especially Liquidly Chunky Week Old Scat That Has Been Sitting In The Toilet Forever. Usually A Person Named Simo Likes This Stuff.

Damn You Must Be A Simo? Smh Bad Rat Hater

by R3DB0X May 27, 2021

Simon

Do what this cunt says, or else...

I'm a Simon, I told you, okay? Fuck's sake...

by Mpdub May 28, 2021