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second hand laid

When a bro gets laid, and you talk about it like you got laid
Hey , did you hear michael got laid? So in a way I got second hand laid
by Dicksprinkles221 September 1, 2017
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1-second-funny

Something that causes a brief laugh or smile in the moment, but is exceptionally uninteresting when thought about later on.
~~~EXAMPLE~~~

Harvey: "Bro! Remember that time we were at Olive Garden, and you said something, and I said 'Nice!', and then you held up your knife and said 'Knife!'??

Karlos: "Don't bring that up, homie. That's a 1-second-funny at most, definitely not worth bringing up in conversation."

Harvey: "But we both laughed when it happened!"

Karlos: "You laughed when it happened, just because you'd never compared those two words before. Once you associate them together, it's not really that tight when somebody points it out."

Harvey: "We should make a word for that kind of oddly common scenario."

Karlos: "Our Creator already made a word for that: 1-second-funny."

Harvey: "Ah right! Thanks, dude!"

No problem.
by CitrusRhymer April 14, 2014
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Second Hand Curry

The odor emitted from a persons clothes or possessions that contain artifacts of curry; most notably a spice used in cooking Middle Eastern or South Asian dishes.
Person #1: Dude do you smell that? What is it? It smells like rancid ass or a fart from a skunk?

Person #2: Oh that's second hand curry that your smelling coming from Mohamad's man purse. He was cooking up some curry dishes last night for his date! I think he got lucky you! My computer is running primo good and he looks so happy today!
by DBoy July 22, 2014
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second-level drop

1.) Seeing someone looking at a girl's butt.

2.) When your eye's sink below the horizon of a girl's body.

3.) When you look at a girl's butt.
Dude... your second-level drop is so noticeable.

Hot chick! Second-level drop, OH YEAH!

Come on man, that was a guy and you made a second-level drop? Give me a break!

4/12/11 - birth of "second-level drop"
by TheRealPandaSwag May 10, 2011
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Second-Hand Mayonnaise

Excess mayonnaise that has been wiped from a butter knife to the edge of the mayonnaise jar.
"I can't reach the bottom of this jar, but the second-hand mayonnaise at the top has bread crumbs in it."
by Lacan May 19, 2009
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Second-hand Gamer

When someone says they are a gamer, but they do not actually experience playing the game themselves. They only watch other people's walkthroughs/play throughs/let's plays/etc. to gain knowledge of the game.
Person 1: Yo! Did you hear that Matt is a gamer?!
Person 2: Nah, bro. He's never actually played the game. He only watches people play. Like a Second-hand Gamer or something.
by AssSassClass December 12, 2017
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Netflix second cousins

Those thieving mfs using the spare Netflix profile you generously let a friend use.

Netflix second cousins are born when a friend, sibling, or ex shares the password to your Netflix account with their own friends, causing chain immigration into your hard-earned account. They burrow in the profile you don't use and suck the blood out of every last episode of Riverdale or, if they're your actual cousins, Rick & Morty. Netflix second cousins are the reason respectable people get ads targeted to people who still watch Family Guy.

Grateful Netflix second cousins will sometimes refer to the account owner as Auntie/Uncle Netflix. They are $10 richer than him or her.
1: "Why are GI Joe and Adventure Time suggested on your Guest account?"
2: "No doubt something to do with my Netflix second cousins and the phrase 'I'm sure he wont mind.'"
by daltonjfk November 6, 2019
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