Satan

Satan is a good creature, punishes the bad.

Kid: Dad, you are satan.
Dad: Whaaat? Don't call me that!
Kid: Satan punishes the bad, so that makes you good!
Dad: *thinks "oh thank god"* Aww that was a good one!

by Lemon39 November 3, 2020

Satan

Gay losers that will burn forever

Satan took it up the butt basically liked someone so much kept touching umm.

by Gaybreillsamon July 21, 2021

Satan's touch

When you're taking a shit and the turd falls forward and touches the tip of your dick

Bruh, I just dropped a massive shit and felt Satan's touch. I'ma need a whole new dick now

by Your Mom692 February 8, 2023

Satan

Biggest Loser In The Whole World/Universe

Satan Hates us with no loving kindness. He tempts, tried to decieve us so we dont make it to heaven

by GoodVsEvil September 17, 2021

Satan

Horny Horned Horner who thinks his the freaking devil.

After Satan was thrown off the cliff. He devised a CONSPIRACY TO OVERTHROW HEAVEN with his legendary horniness.

by Satan is Jesus October 5, 2019

Satan

According to the Bible, God Created the Heavens & Earth. He Also Had Created His Angels who would be on his side. He created many angels but there was one outstanding splendid ArchAngel. He was Named Lucifer. Due to his beauty & Inquity, he commit a sin of pride for being rebellious Against God in his heart. He Said “I will Exalt the Throne Above God, I will be like the most High” Yet war Broke Out in Heaven, Michael and his angels fought the Dragon, called Serpent/Devil, who Decieves the World. Now He has Dominion Over Earth before it was created. That is the reason we sin a lot and sometimea reject Jesus. Satan Wants us all to be In Hell.

No Man Is More Evil Then Satan. Resist the Devil & he’ll flee from you

by GoodVsEvil September 17, 2021

Satan's Taint

The area around Costco's front entrance. It's constantly jammed with:
1. People who have never "been to the big city"
2. 60 year old women who are trying to fit a new couch in the trunk of their Mazda Miata
3. People who refuse until there are no pedestrians within 75 feet.

"Dude, why are you so late?"
"Sorry bro, Costco had a sale on pork rinds and I got stuck in Satan's Taint for 30 minutes trying to get to my car"

by veggieHater April 29, 2021