Roasted and Toasted

When somebody gets nothing close to roasted but whatever they say is funny.

You got Roasted and Toasted because you said "I'm dumb" and then said "But what if i wasn't!?!?!?"

by Jackattack647814846 January 1, 2018

Rooter

A playa that has no standards. Will root anything and anyone.

Did you see that fugly chick Michael brought home last night? He's such a rooter.

by tbang123 October 6, 2009

Wisconsin Rooster Spit

when ejaculation occurs though a rooster's mouth when a person is wearing a Wisconsin Rooster Hat.

man 1: "i was boning my wife last night, and wearing a Wisconsin Rooster Hat. i pulled out and shot Wisconsin Rooster Spit all over her chest."

man 2: "what the hell are you talking about?!"

by feldpar February 18, 2009

Roasted Bagle

The act of sucking one's penis while slitting your wrists, and swimming in a bath of cum.

Dude, i had the best ever roasted bagle yesterday! Dad came and had one with me.

by Jetson123454 September 26, 2008

rooster

some kid that lives around here that will watch for the 5-0 while a deal is goin down, is usually given somthin to actually be watchin for thos crooked sum'bichs.once police is spoted the kid usually makes a signal or somthing, or "crows" like a rooster.

J: hey kid, ill give you this 10 if you rooster up by the corner for me. ay'ight?

by No-fuzz-Cuzz August 23, 2006

Rooster

big dump, large piece of fecal matter with curled top resembling a roosters raised head feathers.

" dude your dog just had a huge rooster on your rug"

by S. T. Roo September 7, 2007

Rooster

middle aged, white trash, alcoholic men usually found in internet chat rooms and redneck bars with clucking hens.

The rooster's were all at Sneeky Pete's with the hens.

by SandiW December 10, 2008