Reverse Wingman

When you see a girl you like and you hook up with her without getting a good look at her friend. You proceed to call your wingman over to hook up with her friend. Then you realize you hooked your friend up with the better looking girl. Hence, the reverse wingman.

*after the hook up*
Elliot: "Man I hooked up with a hot chick last night"
K-Dub: "So did I. I appreciate being the wingman with a the better looking chick. I'm always cool with being the reverse wingman."

by SnowmanFresh February 2, 2010

Reverse Jenga

the act of stabilizing something or making it more stable through iterative strategic improvements considering the most important vulnerabilities first.

If one were to play Jenga in Reverse they would recursively take the items of least risk from the top and carefully plug the holes to address the foundational instability towards the bottom. Initially fingers may be used to plug the holes but these must eventually be replaced with the correct blocks for long term stability through Reverse Jenga.

by zpurcey February 3, 2010

reverse shotgun wedding

When a friend of yours thinks a great idea to get married, though months into it realizes it is absolutely horrendous and awful, but he can't get out of it because there is a child on the way.

Person 1: Hey, can you believe what happened to Kent? Just a shame...

Person 2: Who gives a crap. He had his chance to get out of this reverse shotgun wedding, but he's screwed now...forever...

by Whitehall Dr February 27, 2010

1800 Reverse

1800 Reverse is mobile service which allows callers to ring people and charge them for the call. You do not have to answer the call to be charged, you can be charged for the cost of the voicemail they leave as well. It will return on your phone bill as though you have directly called them. Generally, if you are in trouble for your phone bill, this can be what has happened. The duration of the call and voicemail is the amount charged. This is a service used by thousands of people, and the best part is, the person you are calling will most likely not ever know that you are calling them using this number. There is also no possible way to track the calls without using high tec instruments.

Mum - "$600 phone bill! This is disgraceful Harry!"

Harry - "Mum, it wasnt me I promise, someone must have phoned me and left a message with 1800 Reverse!"

by 1800 Reverse December 7, 2011

Reverse TARDIS

Like a reverse cowgirl, except the girl goes up and down making the "VWORP VWORP" noise.

Let's do a reverse TARDIS 'til you forget all about the time war!

by Cammersm June 15, 2011

Reverse Poacher's Coat

An extremely deviant, debauched, illegal and animal-unfriendly act of human/beast fusion which requires a poacher's patience or alternatively a midnight visitation to a petting zoo for immediate faunal supplies. Then it's off to the local brothel at two in the morning for re-insertion of said animalia back into the wild undergrowths of the jungle regions of Clunge National Park.

Monty: I say, old chap, what were you up to last night?

Winston: I spent the evening at Fat Sally's House Of Dubiosity where I attempted a Reverse Poacher's Coat.

Monty: Top hole, Sir. And what did you manage to get, pray tell?

Winston: Three years, sex offenders register and a lifetime subscription to the NSPCA newsletter.

by ManoDestra September 9, 2011

reverse pep talk

The inner monologue you recite to yourself to prevent you from doing something you know you shouldn't, however delicious and/or awesome it might be. To prevent remorse after said action.

Jane: I almost ate a whole tub of ice cream yesterday, but I gave myself a reverse pep talk and immediately felt guilty for even considering it.

Sally: I was going to text my ex last night after I drank some wine, but I gave myself a reverse pep talk and realized what a pathetic loser I was.

by ranillabean July 23, 2012