Retard Paradox 

Two retards in a continuous loop of retarded moments.

(Studied at the University of Princeton)

Retard Paradox Example:
Retard Noah: Reeeeeeeeee!
Retard Josh: Reeeeeeeeeee!
Retard Noah: Reeeeeeeeeeee!
Retard Josh: Reeeeeeeeeeeee!

Retard Paradox by Wyates5 April 28, 2019

Retard Vibes 

Those songs that make you want to do retard dances or retard vibe. The first retard dance was created by my friend (who gave me permission to mention him) named Gethin. A retard dance is a dance where you let your body go funky and move to the beat. A retard vibe is the solution that comes from retard dancing / silly man moments and listening to retard vibe songs such as "Woah Oh Oh" by Zombie nation. I created the word Retard Vibe after listening to this song and standing up and letting myself go funky funk. Trust me, I knew exactly what it felt like the first time, you will just have to experience it for yourself.

Friend: What are you doing bah?

Me: Retard vibing
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's where you sit down and vibe like a retard or you do a silly man dance.
Friend: So it's just a dance?

Me: NO! It's a vibe, a solution that comes after dancing.

Friend: Ok, I get you know.

Retard Vibes Definition

Retard Vibes by MatthewBLongNeck November 19, 2019

Retard Factory 

1. A place where alcoholics and heroin junkies meet to date one another and talk about how their life sucks.

I want to start going to the retard factory to see if there is any loose women there.

Retard Factory by NikeT1138 March 23, 2021

Retard Aura 

An aura that surrounds dumb people. That inadvertently causes the people spending time around said dumb person to suffer the effects of being dumber. This effect is not permanent it is only temporary.

Sorry, I can't seem to talk right. Must be because I was sitting close to George in his Retard Aura.

Retard Aura by Jodelosa November 10, 2010

Retard Vibes 

When you get the sense that someone near you is a complete retard.

Robert: Hey Paul.
Paul: What?
Robert: Im getting the retard vibes off that guy?
Paul: Yeah, he does seen weird.

Retard Vibes by Teh Camper and l ZombieGuts l October 8, 2011

Retard mode 

When one loses all sense of intelligence and acts like a straight incompetent fool

When Kaden watches Dr. Phil he has gone full blown retard mode

Retard mode by John Machtolff October 14, 2017

Retard Whisperer 

Retard Whisperer...a person of 'special' talents who is able to translate illiterate posts on blogs, threads etc. The elite class of 'whisperer' can sometimes decipher a comment that is verbally submitted to them.

Ivan: "Hey Emelda, did you make any sense of Jim's post yesterday?"

Emelda: "Sorry, that shits got me baffled"

Ivan: "Looks like it's time to call in the Retard Whisperer"

Retard Whisperer by Ivan K. February 10, 2009