Queef capture

When you roll up to her crib and bottle her queef and leave as fast as you can
I queef captured her then went zoomin
by Ticklin your butt June 18, 2020
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Jizzle-queef

1: The physical act of ejaculating in a womans vagina and then immediately having the woman queefing the sperm directly back onto any location of the males person.
So I gave Johnny a jizzle-queef last night.

Bro, last night Bethany jizzle-queefed on me.
by Amxkool August 04, 2011
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Secondhand Queef

When you press your ass against a woman’s ass and fart causing it to travel through her ass crack and queef from her vagina.
I draw the line at sniffing secondhand queefs.
by Vermont Department of Health December 13, 2020
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ass queef

Typically, when a person has flatulence they would call it a “fart”. Here, in Atown (aka Anacortes, aka fagtown) we call these ass queefs.
*at mcdonald’s drive thru*
kelsey- “can i get two ass queef cones”
intercom- “sorry what?”
kelsey- “oops sorry i meant ice cream cones”
*proceeds to pay with dimes*

dude 1- “bro dude we were smashing and she wanted me to go up the butt and she totally ass queefed all over my cock”
dude 2- “what the fuck”
by assqueef757 October 11, 2019
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The Kosher Queef

You begin by eating out your partners freshly bleached ass hole and keep licking until you get a perfectly crisp brown rim. Then move on to eating out her bloody period vagina until she queefs so much you eventually throw up into her crispy ass hole. Then collectively grab a cup and fill the cup with the shitty mixture of puke, blood, queef, and shit, and then fuck the cup.
by The Marco Polo April 07, 2019
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Queef Juice

The juice that gets discharged when a woman has Gonorrhoea queefs. Similar to squirt but green in colour.
Hey bro, i was banging shirley the other day and my helm got covered in queef juice, that shit was rad
holy fuck man, niggas out here really getting queef juice on their meat
by Sad Boy Jenkins September 02, 2018
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ginger queef

A. When a red headed woman farts through her baby maker.
Debbie's boyfriend was surprised when she suddenly let out a ginger queef on his leg.
by chefman69 May 28, 2016
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