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Vanilla queef

After cumming in a woman in doggy style, she queefs multiple times and your cum begins to bubble and/or come out of her vagina.
1. Damn, Ted! My wife totally vanilla queefed after sex last night.

2. See that girl over there? I hear she’s a Vanilla Queefer.
by anonymous October 25, 2017
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Queef Huffing

An act in which one person, usually a teenage male, will shove their nose into the vagina of a pregnant woman, usually a milf, and sniff or huff her queefs. This is an incredibly horrifying sex act.
"Dude, isn't that so fucked up that that sicko was queef huffing with his own mom last night?"
by kingofpenisandlvl80paladin April 18, 2012
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queef water

queef water is when you are fucking and then the sex ketchup (period blood) squirts out in a fart all over your asshole
We were having sex and then bang I queef waterd
by Bigwhitesexslave August 17, 2017
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The Kosher Queef

You begin by eating out your partners freshly bleached ass hole and keep licking until you get a perfectly crisp brown rim. Then move on to eating out her bloody period vagina until she queefs so much you eventually throw up into her crispy ass hole. Then collectively grab a cup and fill the cup with the shitty mixture of puke, blood, queef, and shit, and then fuck the cup.
Joe gave a his grandmother the Kosher Queef.
by The Marco Polo April 6, 2019
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Queef Juice

The juice that gets discharged when a woman has Gonorrhoea queefs. Similar to squirt but green in colour.
Hey bro, i was banging shirley the other day and my helm got covered in queef juice, that shit was rad
holy fuck man, niggas out here really getting queef juice on their meat
by Sad Boy Jenkins September 2, 2018
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ginger queef

A. When a red headed woman farts through her baby maker.
Debbie's boyfriend was surprised when she suddenly let out a ginger queef on his leg.
by chefman69 May 28, 2016
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Queef Kernel

chunky, blood clot byproducts of a queef during a woman's menstrual period.
Dude, I thought Carman's period was over and we banged doggy style... but then I got splattered by queef kernels when I pulled out.
by Buck Mann April 28, 2011
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