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Pastel Pussy

When that pussy has been overused to such a point that it starts looking like a full rainbow, thus we call it that Pastel Pussy.
"Watch out dude, that girl basically has a full RGB Keyboard between her legs."

"You mean she has a Pastel Pussy?"
by Disturbed Aardvark April 16, 2019
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Printer Pussy

A mother who pops out out multiple children who look exactly the same
Kris Jenner has a printer pussy the way she popped them damn kids out.
by Timmy Pitstank October 8, 2021
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Pussy pound

The female equivalent of to "Dick Down" i.e. to vigorously ride your partner until his toes curl.

A ride so intense and vicious that the adrenaline rush he experiences is comparable to falling 30,000 ft from a helicopter

A sexual encounter so ingrained into his conscience that grunt he heaves after he ejaculates will be heard within 5 mile radius
B: Mate, let's go grab a pint
A: Nah I'm meeting up my girl tonight
B: Bro you just hung out with her last night
A: Fam she pussy pounded me into next week
I ain't missing out on that
B: Nuff said
by Spoilednuts April 15, 2019
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pussy badger

A dirty man who scrounges for young girls in mysterious places such as the woods, wasteland and your garden.
"John, look, there's that dirty old pussy badger!"
by Bigfoot18 December 14, 2012
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Pussy Hands

The state (i.e smell, texture, taste, look) of one's hands after touching a vagina.
Person 1: Hey man, I can't make it to the brunch.
Person 2: Aw, why not?
Person 3: I was masturbating and now I have pussy hands.

ex 2
Person 1: *has fingered person 2 and is getting out of bed*
Person 2: Wait, where are you going?
Person 1: I need to go wash up, I have pussy hands.
by localsharkboy September 30, 2016
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Pussy Peewee

Pussy Peewee is a person who is homosexual, very small body/penis, and very afraid of most daily actions such as getting money or bitches.
Wow Tay have you seen how big of a Pussy Peewee Drew has been the past year since he got with horsegirl!
by Entensuhty November 24, 2020
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Diamond Pussy

A theoretical and scientifically disputed quantum superstate of hetero man's most idealized characteristics of the perfect pinnacle vagina.

Claimed to possess the ability to completely control the minds of its helpless victims, the diamond pussy earns its name from the countless number of suitors attempting to woo the bearer by showering it in diamond rings and other precious goodies.

This had led some scientists to conclude that it may be some sort of space-time vacuum anomaly similar to a black hole, consuming all energetically valuable material within its accretion disc to fuel its dark inner heart.
"Despite his aversion to marriage Daniel found himself unshakeably compelled to put a ring on Jaqueline's diamond pussy."
by Stratospheric January 5, 2017
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