dirty pirate whore mouth 

A derogatory phrase that implies the subject has an unclean oral orifice and uses said unclean orifice to perform oral acts with persons who may commit or have committed illegal acts or violence at sea.

"You shut your dirty pirate whore mouth! Yea, I said it."

dirty pirate whore mouth by Facetious Lady October 20, 2008

gook pirate 

Are non-existent because Asians cant grow facial hair.

Billdo: "Dude i swear i saw a gook pirate today!!"

Steve: -head slap- "Everyone knows Asians cant grow facial hair!!"

gook pirate by skinface73 March 28, 2010

Ear Pirate 

n. one who pirates conversations by earjacking

"Be quiet, I think there is an Ear Pirate nearby."

Ear Pirate by Sven (Justin) September 6, 2006

Salty Pirate 

The Process in which a male cums into the eye of someone then kicks them bloody hard in the shin so they jump on one leg covering one eye shouting "Y'arrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh!"

"Shut it woman or i'll give you a salty pirate to think about!"

Salty Pirate by Adam The Salty Pirate Baron September 5, 2005

One Eyed Pirate 

When you blast a girl in the eye and then kick her. Why this is attractive to anyone is beyond reason. Often results in being shot by the receiver.

A: Baby did you like that one eyed pirate aww yeah
B: I'll stab out your fucking kidneys

One Eyed Pirate by Bainemo August 16, 2004

butt pirate 

A Matey Mister who, in the process of wearing The Eyepatch, plunders the treasures of other Matey Misters, whether his sword be drawn or not.

"It'th your turn to walk the gangplank," one Butt Pirate said to the other, whilst slobbing his knob.

butt pirate by TonyHoagland October 21, 2003

Butt Pirate 

Someone who pillages another's booty.

50 Cent is a butt pirate, he rides Eminem's Hershey Highway nightly.

Butt Pirate by Pro September 22, 2003