pillow head

Crazy people on the internet who believe a celebrity or a celebrity's partner is faking a pregnancy for publicity, because they're evil, or some other reason. They believe the baby bump is really a prosthetic or a pillow. They sometimes refer to the baby as a pillow after it's born too. Believers spin complex conspiracy theories to explain why the celebrity would agree to faking becoming a parent.

Probably a derivative of the Obama birther movement and speculation Beyonce faked her pregnancy.

Coined by the blogger The Hunter Hype Report to describe people who believe Benedict Cumberbatch's admittedly bitchy wife faked her pregnancy as a way to explain why his wife has treated him like he's a piece of shit on the red carpet since they began dating.

"Those stupid ass pillow heads have contacted the actor's agent telling him they're onto them and know the baby is fake. They're telling the agent his career is over if he doesn't admit there is no baby. What a bunch of psycho stalker fans."

by chikchik June 30, 2016

pillow rubber

a pillow case.

"Be safe and be sure to put the pillow rubber on your pillow."

by rubbersforusall May 23, 2010

Inside-Outted Pillow

A person's chest when someone else is sleeping or resting on it.

"The day's as small as the window and I'm an inside-outted pillow."

by the whitlams October 18, 2008

dirty pillow fuck

Dirty pillows are breasts. As heard in the movie "Carrie". Therefore it"s the same as titty fucking.

Her tits were to small for a dirty pillow fuck.

by George Jetson July 17, 2004

Hot pillow joint.

A hotel or motel which rents rooms by the hour, for prostitution.

Are you going to take her to a nice hotel? No, just to some hot pillow joint.

by bmulligan1 June 17, 2013

Nordic Couch Pillows

A booty big enough to keep the heat in.

She's got some nordic couch pillows

by cubanooooo April 22, 2010

making a pillow fort

A newfangled euphemism for sex. Derived from the common courtesy of having sex under a pillow fort so that people do not walk in on you.

e.g. -"What are those people doing?"

-"They are probably having sex, but it is nice of them

to make it less awkward by making a pillow fort."

by your real name (fuckdasystem) March 2, 2014