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Parker

Parkers are athletic, funny, yet manly, and attractive. They are the are the guys that will always open the door for you and comfort you when crying. They captivate attention and will keep you wanting more. Their amazing abs and arms are so hot and their deep brown eyes and dark hair mesmerize you. Their touch is warm and caring towards his girl and loves to kiss and hug her almost as much as she loves him doing it. Parkers will always treat You like a princess.
He lets down his guard a little to relax and laugh with the boys. They enjoy running and soccer, with some football on the side.
They care about the way they look, even though they look perfect no matter what! If a parker likes someone, he will probably try and do whatever he can to get in real close with her. When he does it works out for both people! Parkers will deal with any problems. You will definitely want to get real close with him, and do all sorts of romantic things, which you both will enjoy! He always gets annoyed if his girlfriend says something bad about herself, he knows she's perfect! If you are lucky enough to have a boyfriend named Parker, keep him. he will want to kiss you and hold you and you will want it too! He would love for you to make the first move, but he's fine if you want him too! He is all around perfect!!
Wow! Parker is the best kisser ever
by .......pinit... March 22, 2022
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Marie Parker

Someone who goes by the name of Marie Parker is a talented girl. Often outstandingly beautiful but does not realize it. A great friend. She'll always be there for you. But don't piss her off. It's hard to regain her trust. All-in-all an amazing woman.
Friend: Hey do you know her
Me: Yeah, that's Marie Parker
Friend: She's really pretty
Me: And a great friend
by TriggerCrazie9 November 13, 2017
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Parker

The guy in class who doesn’t pay attention and makes it everyone’s problem. Also probably racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, ableist, or all of the above.
Person A: who the hell is making animal sounds in class?
Person B: that’s just Parker
by The Possum of Wisdom November 10, 2022
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parker

fuckin stoner with a massive cock. if u know a parker keep em at bay. hes a lil wild
yo parker come er n fuck me
by soupersoup April 22, 2020
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amber parker

When your vagina smells like 3 week old lasanga
Oh shit the doctor says I have amber parker
by Noah budaii November 13, 2017
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Parker

Parker:Is a sweet heart, When you get his number he will put you in his spell, then the chat dies down then you talk to him out of the chat. Then you play truth or dare for days they you talk non stop, you form a crush. Then he “has to tel you something” umm well there you go a free BF if he didn’t have a GF. You would think there would be a line but then he crossed it. Then I almost got blackmailed. P.S we had a whole conversation of if we would have sex if our life depended on it.
Girl: look it’s Parker

Me: well he’s not what you think, he more fun in the bed type.
by Ella wilbanks December 28, 2019
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Parker Pump

Omg its parker pump he gets all the girls!
by AmusingGoggles February 5, 2021
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