Office

A personal safe space where people worked before the new normal, I.e before covid, and actually were productive enough to get something done.

I don't have access to my office anymore. Would do these lunatics, the new normal crowd, want me to do? work from home?

by Sexydimma March 29, 2021

Office fingers

A nickname given to men who are not used to manual labor. These men usually have small skinny dainty fingers. Even the smallest amount of manual labor could result in quick fatigue, a palm callus or a snapped wrist.

Hey Henry, you see James over there? His new nickname is "office fingers". Last week we were unloading plywood from the truck and he got a hang nail. He went home and took the rest of the week off .

by Sanchezfugly1969 March 19, 2025

Box Office

A place where a girl gets her box eaten, IE your bedroom.

Don: I’m gonna take that girl to the box office
Logan: Yeah you bouta get FREAKY!

by Don “Freak” Smith September 5, 2024

box office

Anyone whose work cucicle is made of cardboard.

Any type of flammable material is forbidden in my Box Office

by 66tornadoes December 11, 2016

Post physical office world

A new scary bureauscape where there are no more physical offices and everything is done through zoomteractions.

A post physical office world is f*ing scary to me right now.

by Sexydimma April 11, 2022

Probation Officer

Eh, the man that watches you after you get out of the clink, see?

Man I wanna do some crime but my Probation Officer won’t let me. Womp womp.

by Coco11d7 December 10, 2023

Office fly-tipping

Discreetly depositing one's workplace detritus at different bins around the office. Reasons for doing so include smell of lunch remnants, lack of one's own bin, producing too much paper based waste, to annoy work colleagues, for spite.

Simon: What were you doing in payroll?
Will: I was office fly-tipping.
Simon: Teriyaki don?
Will: Yessir.

by SatMisc November 21, 2013