kick in the nuts

Someone kicking a field-goal attempt on you, normally to the manhood area or as Kevin Butler would say a 50-yarder. One who receives a kick to the manhood area, are in so much pain that it requires a lengthy hospital stay/

Saints got mad and did a field-goal attempt game winner on her ex-boss 10 years ago.

by Anonymous September 9, 2003

cheese nuts

n. Similar to a cheese dick and a tool. A person who says or does something that is “cheesy’ and more than likely self centered. It is a good replacement when you need to call someone a fag or queer but the action they are doing does not relate to homosexuality.

Durbin thinks it’s cool to talk about all the dirty sluts he fucks; therefore he is a cheese nuts.

by The House May 5, 2006

git dez nuts

means you can play or suck on my nut sack

Shut up before you get dez nuts.

by Harry Peratesties September 5, 2003

tug-nuts

Little balls of shite that stick to the hairs of the arse,and dry out, hanging like little nuts on a tree.

I'll be a little late tonight dear, i've got to scrape me tug-nuts off before i put some clean skidders on.

by Mishap. September 5, 2008

DEEZ NUTS SUSSY AMONG US BALLS

you’re probably 7 years old if you say this or using it to be un-funny

Person: Tell me a joke
Child:Knock knock
Person: who’s there
Child: DEEZ NUTS SUSSY AMONG US BALLS
Person: i ain’t saying that you stereotypical fnf kid

by soup_rat November 13, 2021

sum bitch pile monkey nuts

This phrase is used in place of a vulgarity, cursing, or other wordage that is not proper for use in certain areas and situations.

"Did I drop that hammer on your foot?"

"Yes you did you Sum Bitch Pile Monkey Nuts!"

-or-

"Yo man I was bangin the hell out of your sister last night!"

"Isn't that a sum bitch pile monkey nuts!"

by Milton and Alex March 7, 2008

Deez nuts

A commonly eaten food in America

Deez nuts are amazing

by Brown hair July 26, 2015