Inconsiderate Jerk

The users on youtube that always end a sentence with "Ha ha"
"Did anyone see how big his jin was when he was like how aare you two ha ha."

"I don't get this shit, how the fuck can TuPac claim West Side but he aint even from the West Side? He was born in New York and he moved to West Side and tried to claim that shit? Does that sound right. Naw. Tupac tryna claim West Side. Fuck dhat. STILL WEST SIDE ALL DAIII!
Compton & Long Beach. Im f3nd to jam to Jin Nd Juice right now. HA HA. "

" hahahahahahahaha ur face at 2:13 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha haha "
- Inconsiderate Jerk
by Misutā Biggu January 19, 2010
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Circuit Jerk

When employees and higher ups from Circuit City force everyone out of another company to bring in their own ex-Circuit City employees. The term implies that they just then stand around in a circle jerk to celebrate their success of eventually bringing utter failure to the company that they are invading.
Dude I just lost my job to a Circuit Jerk.
by CircuitMan December 13, 2009
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jirk-a-jerk

Jirk-a-jerk is a common swiss german slang meaning someone who is overly jerky, which made its way to english, through the cultural diversity of switzerland. First j is pronounced as english y, see also jerk, for further understanding.

as adjective: what somebody is being, when they are excessively jerk-like.

as noun: somebody who is excessively a jerk.
Boy 1: I just got 50 emails because this annoying girl just spammed my blog for no reason.
Boy 2: What a jirk-a-jerk.

Nadine: *insert unecessary hater-comment here*
Pascal: You don't have to be such a jirk-a-jerk, you know.

Hans: Can you hear that jirk-a-jerk girl? We're just trying to chill and she's being really loud.
by suisseboy May 29, 2011
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circle jerk

What you do when your drunk
Jason,Eugene,Mike and myself circle-jerked onto our roomate,Ross
by Gothic Bob May 14, 2003
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CAPTAIN JERK

Always parousing the internet to utilize plagerized verbage to throw in innocents face.
Quote
"sure did pick a good person to be an Captain Jerk towards?
I don't pick people to be an Captain Jerk towards. They just present themselves to me. And dont use a question mark like that or I will bust out with Captain Grammer
by cheesyfoot July 07, 2008
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flash-jerk

d1. Someone who steals away to jerk off really quickly
d2. Someone who becomes sexually aroused by exposing his/herself
d3. A person with lots of money and power but few sexual outlets. Can be recognized by the look of lust and hate in his/her eyes.
That partner at "big money law firm X" is SUCH a flash-jerk, he tried to get a whole bunch of articling students to fuck for him but they refused.
by Dorothy VanWellingham May 17, 2006
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turban jerk

prior to jizzing one wraps their cock in a sock in wich they just pulled off of their all day sweated foot in order to prevent a mess ,also known as terrorism is called a turban jerk
i was jacking off to gay porn when i realized i didnt want to ruin my new carpet . so i pulled off my sock after jogging and wrapped my dick head in it before shooting my aids infested jizz... what a turban jerk
by dirtio January 30, 2010
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