L&P

A Kiwi drink called Lemon and Paeroa or L&P for short.
Basically Sprite but with like lemon syrup that makes it different. Idk its hard to explain

"Hey can I get a medium L&P please?"

by lilhori June 22, 2018

Jacob P

an amazing guy who is really cool and funny and nice and yeah. spill the tea 🤠😎

Jacob p is cool

by YO YO YO TEA SIS February 16, 2019

William p

When you agressively grasp the tip of a mans penis and twist until he screams much like the titty twister only different

That guy hit me in the dick and so i gave him a william p

by Clifford the big red asshole November 22, 2017

Tp&p

"Tissue paper and porn" i.e. a man's way of saying he giving up on woman's and staying single

Nope i don't date it TP&P for me can do with out the headaches.

by Oldmannomas February 18, 2018

P-jizzlin'

The act of laziness so extreme that you don't bother to get out of your pajamas.

I called in sick to work today and now I'm straight P-jizzlin'. pajamaslazy

by team analplug May 28, 2016

joseph p

A dude that is lit as fuck and can do any thing when he put his mind to it he also hates schook and his teacher

Wow do yoy know joseph p he is lit

by FaZeRain83 January 19, 2017

Dilly P

A man with the biggest peener and has many women who want to have sex with him

Bro “Dilly P” is so cool I wish I was him

by DillyP161 August 13, 2020