Food Porn

Gordon Ramsay's whole channel

Gordon Ramsay: *Orgasming about whisking* Nice and creamy

Random Commenter: THIS IS THE EXACT DEFINITON OF FOOD PORN

by A capricious alien god December 19, 2016

food-a-lanche

Derived from the word avalanche, a food-a-lanche is what happens when someone opens the door to a refrigerator and food containers tumble out onto the floor. This situation commonly arises when a refrigerator is packed full and items have been carelessly stacked.

I went to get a fresh beer, and when I opened the fridge, *BAM* I was caught in a food-a-lanche. A jar of pickles bounced off my toe, and I had to pick up a bunch of ketchup packets and leftovers. One of these days I've gotta rearrange all the stuff on the top shelf.

by hipsterbeyotch March 4, 2012

food rake

Alternative word for fork

I can't eat this fucking steak without my food rake.

by nrsg December 29, 2013

Food masochist

when u eat food ur body cant handle or eat food that is too spicy/salty/sweet etc but you still eat it bc ! u hate urself anyway and 2 u dont give a shit

"im such a food masochist!!!"

"a what"
"i ate ice cream yesterday but im lactose intolerant so i shat my brains out!!!"

by Transdicky June 22, 2016

food stampable

Able to be purchased with food stamps

Because it has "nutrition facts" and not "supplemental facts" it is food stampable, so I'll use my food stamps to buy it.

by Tazsylfan December 20, 2022

nana food

My grandmothers own recipes

I need food, real food i mean like Nana Food.

by Relentless103 February 22, 2015

food bullet

The food that flies out of your mouth unexpectedly when you are speaking to someone. You're especially embarrassed if the food particle hits the person in the face or falls into their food. food boogie, crumbs, food, mouth full, gleek, spit, conversation, face to face

I was so embarrassed last night, I had just eaten several appetizers and started talking to this beautiful model. As I was about to make my move, a food bullet shot out of my mouth onto her cheek. I wanted to cry!

by joecoolthefool April 18, 2016