mortalis

A homosexual residing in mississauga, on. thoroughly enjoys oral sex, both giving and recieving from the same sex.

that guy is a flaming mortalis.

by tyler August 13, 2003

mange merde et morte

Eat shit and die!

Hey dickwad ! Mange merde et morte!

by Scheize April 21, 2017

Mortaliles

Really really stupid, in a funny way
like to set self/others on fire
kinda scary :(
loveable, but dememnted

*guy sets himself on fire* hahah that was so mortaliles!!
*guy runs into wall* hahah that was so mortaliles!!
*guy does something scaryish but cute* hahah that was so mortaliles!!
etc etc

by woof woof woof! June 24, 2007

Morte Warrior

Someone who wears cowboy hats and is incredibly cool.
Part of the Cowboy Trio, composed of Kalzar, Mikau, and Morte Warrior.

Wow, that guy looks like a Morte Warrior!

by Kalzar September 27, 2007

mortagious

An outrageous mole on a rampage digging holes in anger trying to get the female specious to touch his little pecker. 80%. Likes to suck on tampons to quit smoking.

MOLE MAN, Mortagious

by george123456789101112131415181 May 13, 2009

mortage

Word coined by political Teabaggers to mean (in ungrammatical fashion) "death" (like "carnage"), destruction, or ruin.

Origin: "Please don't mortage my childs (sic) future."

Example: "Man, that French slasher flick had a lot of mortage in it!"

by liberalisnotabadword March 31, 2010

mortar hot

u r drop dead sexy n will cause instant death

damn look at the mortar hot girl. you need to call 911.

by chico78225 January 15, 2011