March 11

March 11 is when the dumbest but also prettiest Pisces was born

why am I so dumb?
-when is your birthday?
March 11
-well there u go😂

by Hahahasasha November 1, 2019

March 29th

Today a real holiday it’s a bad bitches birthday today Periodt Pooh go offfff sis ahhhhhh it’s your day bitchhhhhh

“Oh it’s March 29th it’s a baddies birthday today Ayeeeee let’s go turn up Periodt Pooh”

by elixnaaaa October 15, 2019

March 27

National Appreciation Day for the Gay Babies of your friend group.

Smother and spoil your small gay friends on this day and shower them with your own gay love.

Or just say no homo or no hetero, either way, pop off sis-

Omg!!! It's March 27th!! Time to smother my gay little FuCkIn sHiTs- 💞💞💞

by The Smol Gay October 29, 2019

March 13

National boyfriend day!
Have your girlfriend do anything and everything for you on this day. She has to do whatever you want today

Dude it’s March 13 I’m gonna get some head because my gf has to do what I say

by BiggerSticks October 27, 2019

March 30

National Get Swole Day. People born on this day have the tendency to get jacked as fuck.

Wow were you born on March 30th because you’re swole as fuck.

by bigboyseatright October 15, 2019

Capslock March

A celebration in the month of March where Caps Locking is utilized for an entire 31 days.

IM'er 1:hey man, you going to the game tonight?

IM'er 2:YEAH MAN. I'LL BE THERE.

IM'er 1:wow, you seem really stoked. I thought you hated the team?

IM'er 2:OH I DO, IT'S JUST CAPSLOCK MARCH.

IM'er 1:STOP YELLING AT ME!

IM'er 2:THERE YA GO, NOW YOU'RE DOING IT.

by Chet Stonebreaker December 9, 2009

March 26th

March 26th is that day of the year in which the most beautiful girls are born. Gorgeous, funny and kind, March 26th girls are one of the best out there, and they usually are admired for their amazing personalities, as well as because of their beautiful hair.

- That new girl at my class is so amazing in every way... I barely know about her but I might have a crush on her already.
- OMG, I know, right? I've heard she was born in March 26th. Makes sense to me!

by wabadoombad00 October 16, 2019