moosing

a sexual act involving entry doggy style,at the point of peaking,simply place hands upon each ass cheek ,then insert both thumbs up the dirt track and.... STRETCH

"my boyfriend asked me if i was game for some moosing,i said yeah, not knowing what it was and ended up in A&E with a torn sphincter...bastard could have cut his nails!"

moosing by donkeypuncherspetersfield branch June 1, 2004

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Morning Deuce Syndrome

Defecation immediately upon waking.

Morning Deuce Syndrome (MDS) is characterized by the following
symptoms: sharp abdominal pains, excessive flatulence and/or swamp
ass, and general irritability.

Dr. Marc Pierson, a world-renowned researcher from the Paris Institute
of Gastroenterology, offers the following advice for those suffering
from MDS: "Yeah, so I ran some tests and well, they came back
positive. It looks like you've got Morning Deuce Syndrome. The real
kicker is, you may never sleep in again."

Patients suffering from MDS often
retort: "I couldn't sleep in this morning.. a god damn deuce woke me
from my slumber."

Morning Deuce Syndrome by Dr. Marc Pierson January 12, 2005

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Morning Reverie

Hot, delicious, eye-opening, day-launching sex first thing in the morning.

I woke up with the desire for morning reverie on my mind, so I rolled over and took him into my mouth - what a way to greet the day...

Morning Reverie by Superfly1 December 31, 2010

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3:00 in the morning

This is the time that some people may wake up by accident, often when they are in the middle of a dream. They may take just a moment to check the time, then fall asleep again.

I remember waking up at 3:00 in the morning, but just went back to bed.

3:00 in the morning by Set Blue 23 October 10, 2017