Morning Deuce Syndrome

Defecation immediately upon waking.

Morning Deuce Syndrome (MDS) is characterized by the following
symptoms: sharp abdominal pains, excessive flatulence and/or swamp
ass, and general irritability.

Dr. Marc Pierson, a world-renowned researcher from the Paris Institute
of Gastroenterology, offers the following advice for those suffering
from MDS: "Yeah, so I ran some tests and well, they came back
positive. It looks like you've got Morning Deuce Syndrome. The real
kicker is, you may never sleep in again."

Patients suffering from MDS often
retort: "I couldn't sleep in this morning.. a god damn deuce woke me
from my slumber."

by Dr. Marc Pierson January 12, 2005

Morning Reverie

Hot, delicious, eye-opening, day-launching sex first thing in the morning.

I woke up with the desire for morning reverie on my mind, so I rolled over and took him into my mouth - what a way to greet the day...

by Superfly1 December 31, 2010

3:00 in the morning

This is the time that some people may wake up by accident, often when they are in the middle of a dream. They may take just a moment to check the time, then fall asleep again.

I remember waking up at 3:00 in the morning, but just went back to bed.

by Set Blue 23 October 10, 2017

Morning splinter

Morning wood in the less well endowed.

I woke up but couldn't go outside because of an embarrassing case of morning splinter.

by The Etymologist March 20, 2009

Morning glory

Noun
Common in all men.
When you wake up with an erected penis for no specific reason at all

I really need my morning pee, but it's so hard to aim with my morning glory !

by Legen- wait for it- DARY July 10, 2017

Morning wood

When you wake up in the morning and have a boner

Man I got some morning wood

by Bacon62812 November 26, 2017

Morning

it means: morning, hello, fuck you, damn, shit, omg, night, evening, afternoon,

whatever you want it to be,

it's a morning world.

Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Morning la
Person 1: Dad is coming!!
Person 2: Oh Morning!
Person 1: Have you finished your homework?
Person 2: Morning la

by rocketboiiiiiiii August 5, 2019