Mike Joyce

The drummer for the smiths from 1982-1987. Even though his drumming is quite basic, he still holds down the groove along with bassist Andy rourke. Also a good looking guy. Him and rourke also pursuited a lawsuit in the early 2000s claiming that Johnny marr and morrissey were not giving him enough royalty money.

Hey man, I went to that smiths concert yesterday. It was incredible!

Cool, I love mike Joyce!

by Latenightcoffee February 6, 2021

Mike Ockhurts

A name typically given to a man whose dick will never stop hurting. A Mike Ockhurts is a good man that you will love but his dick hurts so much that it shrinks by one inch every year.

Hey Mike Ockhurts! says person A No, it's not your cock that hurts, Mike Ockhurts.

by TERRY_CAT March 2, 2020

Rusty Mike

When you leave a mikes hard lemonade in your truck for several months in the heat and a rust ring forms around the top.

“Hey can I get a rusty mike?”
“Yeah man!”

by TheGoodOleBoys September 2, 2020

Mike Tysoned

When someone pulls you’re cock out and it hits them in the head knocking them out

Bro, she pulled my pants down and my dick knocked her out cold, I Mike Tysoned her.

by Ooga Booga Monkey Man February 12, 2022

Mike Battista

The smexy drummer from A Turnaround Life(a central floridan pop punk band thats epic)

"Who's the hott drummer in that band?"

"Thats Mike Battista!"

by GRAW June 15, 2009

Other Mike

Other Mike is one of two friends who are both named Mike, but is the second of the two you have met. Hence the 'other'. It is not necessarily a lower status, but used to differentiate in a conversation between two Mikes. Can also be refered to as "O to the M".

'Hey Mike, are you coming to lunch?' 'Yah I'll be there in five.' Oh, ok, Other Mike just called and said he was coming too.'

by Why She Needs Two October 19, 2007

Mike Toreno

A CIA agent from GTA San Andreas, mostly involved with the drug trade among many other things.

Mike Toreno: - Carl, learn to fly.
CJ: I'm on it man, I swear.
Mike Toreno: "Yeah, I'm on it man I swear", same old broken record Carl, but that's fine, because your brother's getting a new cell mate tonight. Horse Cock Harry. And I'm sending a present, little wedding present. Big tube of lube!
CJ: Shit dude, ok, ok, I swear man, I'm gonna be the best pilot!
Mike Toreno: I'd love to hear you Carl, I can't hear you, all I can hear is your brother's love cries, as eight kilometers of cock finds its way up his ass. Aooooowww - that's your brother, ok? No big problem.
CJ: Wait! Please, man!
Mike Toreno: That was my last motivational speech, understand? Am I being too spiritual for you, Carl?
CJ: Ok man, I get the message.

by Big-digger-nick January 20, 2022