Mike the Bike

A chick with a lisp who’s the town bike. Mike being a reference to “Mike Tyson” who has a lisp.

Franklin :My foreskin hurts

Ahmed: What happened bro?
Franklin: Mike the Bike gave me a blow job
Ahmed : Damn . Never get a BJ from a chick with a lisp.

by Meesofat June 1, 2020

Mike Tysoned

When someone pulls you’re cock out and it hits them in the head knocking them out

Bro, she pulled my pants down and my dick knocked her out cold, I Mike Tysoned her.

by Ooga Booga Monkey Man February 12, 2022

Rusty Mike

When you leave a mikes hard lemonade in your truck for several months in the heat and a rust ring forms around the top.

“Hey can I get a rusty mike?”
“Yeah man!”

by TheGoodOleBoys September 2, 2020

Mike Ockhurts

A name typically given to a man whose dick will never stop hurting. A Mike Ockhurts is a good man that you will love but his dick hurts so much that it shrinks by one inch every year.

Hey Mike Ockhurts! says person A No, it's not your cock that hurts, Mike Ockhurts.

by TERRY_CAT March 2, 2020

Mike Joyce

The drummer for the smiths from 1982-1987. Even though his drumming is quite basic, he still holds down the groove along with bassist Andy rourke. Also a good looking guy. Him and rourke also pursuited a lawsuit in the early 2000s claiming that Johnny marr and morrissey were not giving him enough royalty money.

Hey man, I went to that smiths concert yesterday. It was incredible!

Cool, I love mike Joyce!

by Latenightcoffee February 6, 2021

Mike Bovaguard

Definition 1: A fake identity online
Definition 2: When a funny moment happens

1: "who just got added to the groupchat?"

"Mike Bovaguard of course"
2: "Damn i just ate dirt thinking it was pizza

"Hah what a Mike Bovaguard moment"

by eeeeeeee888888888 February 15, 2022

Mike Strike

When a solution is addressed in the most complicated fashion imaginable, and with the best of intentions, with the ultimate worst case outcome resulting.

I went to the library to print out the mapquest directions to my interview. My friend picked me up, and knew roughly where the location was. About halfway there we turned to the directions to find the exact location. After following themwe we’re back at my starting point. I had read to them the return directions. It was a Mike strike for sure.

by Vagablonde May 4, 2019