the mess

aka "Ness," possibly one of the largest high school juniors alive today. anything that is extreme in a "fat" sense. The extreme of extremities.

"Man! You just ate that whole damn pizza! That's extreme Ness-ness."

Or

"You just stepped on my toe, you fat mess!"

by Rob May 16, 2004

Frizz Ball Mess

A head of hair that is unmanageable

A frizzy cluster of messy hair.

A disaster of a hair'do.

Dry, unkept, brittle hair.

frizzymessyball

'nooo, don't take a picture of me with my hair looking like a frizz ball mess'!

'that girl's hair is one big frizz ball mess'

by Lucy Ricardo October 17, 2008

Sending Mixed Messages

DEFINITION: When you aren't paying attention and accidentally text a sexually suggestive message (sext) to the wrong person on your blackberry!

APPLICATION: John was called into his boss's office this afternoon for a warning because of sending mixed messages to the mailroom department.

by don samson December 3, 2009

messa

I am saying

messa you stupid innit

by Samski March 12, 2003

messa

One a them what does stuff with the kiddies-aaarrrrgggghhhhh.

All nonces should Fuckin burn.

by El Cholo March 5, 2004

hot mess

a couple of girls (usually stoners), that on any given night, that have consumed a large quantity of alcohol or mushrooms, and have lost control of themselves..
ie dancing on tables, forgetting conversations, beer bonging, gas masking, adventures..etc...

this is why hot messes should stick to pot!

jessica and megan were such a hot mess last night that they turned into gabe and gabe..

by gabe&gabe May 12, 2009

Mekos

The spanish way of saying Skeet, or sperm.

Who ate all the Mekos Pie!!!

by Jesse aka Yogi October 18, 2008