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Machine

a crazed person, whether they are under the influence of alcohol or drugs. They have a non stop motor, and will get messed up at all costs. They party like rock stars and fight like warriors. There is no stopping them from doing what they want to do.
Nick is a machine! Did you see him take down that bottle of Jack and take outthat pack of idiots? Laino is the Machine!
by Mmmmmmmmmmmm November 9, 2008
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MACHINE GUN

rapid succession of ballistic farts. see also shooting bunnies.
by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004
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Sex machine

A machine (person) who is quiet active in thier sex life. Sometimes refered to as Hot Spicy Tamales. Has had many sexual encounters and is very experienced.
Wow did you see that Sex machine Mike?
by And3h January 7, 2008
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machine

How computer enthusiasts refer to their computers.
Have you seen my new machine play Crysis?
by Sephar0 April 1, 2011
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Machete Gun

n. A large gun that shoots machetes. Many people are under the impression that this formidable weapon was used in the Vietnam War. Two versions are known to be in existence:
1.) the rapid fire machine machete gun; which can shoot up to 3 machetes per second.
2.) the sport/recreational version; more commonly available to the general population, this one must be manually loaded and cannot fire more than one blade at a time.

if you are looking to buy said weapon, keep in mind that ammo is extremely expensive.
"Dude, Kelli is such a bitch, i'd love to shank her with a freakin' machete gun!"

"Go kill yourself with a machete gun."
by xxGeorgina August 22, 2007
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Blowjob Machine

someone who always give the perfect blowjob
by got trophy head November 26, 2009
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