Joystick

When a man rubs the head of his penis with his thumb repeatedly to keep it erect.

Resembles what it looks like when one is playing on a game system like N64 or XBOX.

Also can be used as a verb

Dude, Stacy was taking her sweet time to get undressed, so I had to start to do the joystick.

Before I met up with Jill, I had to joystick my dick to keep it in prime condition.

by Watchmoeslip March 24, 2008

owain joyce

An absolute cunt with a tiny cock.

Oh my god! Hi DAN! HI conor! Hi Owain joyce!

by Livvy May November 8, 2014

joysucking

The act of sucking joy out of an experience.

"Some people don't know how to live without complaining - basically joysucking everywhere they go."

by TheSarahJ October 24, 2007

joycie

A wonderful, talented woman who damages her knee a lot

"You done a Joycie."

by posson November 20, 2016

Joystick

A type of ice-pop/popsicle similar to a Mr. Freeze. Comes in different colours, shapes and sizes.

Hey! Look at all them guys sucking their joysticks!

Can I have a taste of your joystick?

Want some of my joystick, baby?

by The Tangoman October 23, 2004

Joysticking

Sexual act in which an inexperienced female jacks a guy off, flailing his meat around like a joystick.

Guy 1 "Bro! Trish just whacked off my spam javelin last night!"
Guy 2 "Holy duck fuck! Did she joystick it?"
Guy 1 "Dude, she joysticked me so hard she got the joysticking high score"
Guy 2 "Which was..."
Guy 1 "A mouthful of my baby yoghurt"

by trolololololol December 13, 2010

moist joyce

when your mother-in-law lets you see her bush and you both will never forget it.

I love to see moist joyce

by joe blow November 11, 2004