Crossing Jordan

A great show about a pathologists solving crimes (yeah, obviously, usually murders) using the body and crime scene as clues. Like CSI, but with feeling.

Did you watch Crossing Jordan last night?
Yeah, of course!!!

by Petra April 13, 2005

Jordan Peterson

A gamer rights advocate who got very famous for saying it's the libtards' fault if the gamers don't have girlfriends.

"After reading Jordan Peterson once, Bryan finally cleaned his room, climbed gold on League of Legends, and started to claim that western civilisation peaked with the Spartans."

by Gjord August 15, 2022

Jordan Gwinn

the biggest dick in myrtle beach. also see baby arm

Me: Haha, I heard that Katie Walton bitch got her serve of the baby arm.

Friend: Haha, yeah. I haven't seen her in a while...

*Jordan Gwinn appears*

by :D. August 7, 2009

Full Jordan

The Full Jordan refers to the act of butt sex from male to female. This is for the girls who say they hate it, but secretly love it from the backdoor.

Guy "Hey, are you up for a little Full Jordan?"
Girl "Eww, no, that's gross & will hurt!"
Guy "You won't feel it if you keep drinking."
Girl "Well, okay, just don't tell your friends."

OR

Girl "I had a Full Jordan one night. It just slipped in, I passed out from the pleasure."

by Ben Dover, Esquire January 18, 2011

Jordan Parise

the older brother of NHL player, Zach Parise. Jordan is a goalie, and is the son of legendary J.P. Parise

Chico Resch: And that's Zach Parise's big brother out there, Jordan Parise, filling in for Marty Brodeur in net tonight.

by Super Swedes December 7, 2010

Jordan Hearn

A Jordan Hearn is a stick skinny non muscular 16 year old cunt. A Jordan Hearn is a virgin for the majority of his life.

God that Jordan Hearn is a virgin cunt

by Jordan Hearn May 14, 2015

sarah jordan

Bad ass women definitely a surviver, super funny and has a strange sense of humor... she is a selfless server.

Sarah Jordan is amazing.

by Sarah Gilbert December 18, 2016