jockies

1. an under garment worn (usually by males) around the midridge area protecting ones assests

2. the plural term to describe those who ride horses

Tejas: Hey yo maine...
Tyronne: What it do??
Tejas: I think i wet my jockies
Tyronne: Aww man dats juss cold

by associated press December 30, 2005

cock jockey

a relatively short man or woman who jumps up and down on a penis or strap on, imitating the action of a horse jockey.

"I was a cock jockey last night when Bill thrusted is man meat in my ass."

by HighLitedHelion February 27, 2009

cock-smoking sausage jockey

Even worse than a cock smoker or a sausage jockey. A bit of both really.

Fuck off you fucking fat fucking... COCK SMOKING SAUSAGE JOCKEY!!!

by merryment May 8, 2005

jock

One of the worst usernames you can have, especially if you act like an immature brat.

A guy called Jock sparks arguments

by John Zhang November 21, 2006

on the jock

slang term for a woman who likes to fuck guys. typically between cheerleader and football player types.

Yo, your gurl Reyanne is at the party tonight. She'll end up on the jock!

by librarybooklover September 8, 2011

jockhole

A cross between a jock and an asshole. Most notably:

1. An athletic guy in his late-teens or early-twenties
2. One who only talks to cool people and/or girls with certain chest size.
3. Struts around as if they own the world.
4. May/may not wear a jockstrap.
5. May/may not own a large convertible of some kind, perhaps in an effort to make up for small willy size.

X: See that guy with the football?
Y: The one who's making fun of those nerds?
X: Yeah, him. He's a total jockhole, man!

by dementeddonkey March 3, 2007

Knob Jockey

absolute idiot.
total plank.

When driving along and some 'knob jockey' cuts you up and you nearly have an accident.

by Snoopy Brown October 3, 2003