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Skinny Johnny

A Skinny Johny is a long, slim, slow burning joint with keef and tobacco leaves.
The joint is tightly packed for the ultimate slow burn.
The Skinny Johnny is mostly smoked in long smoking sessions, like when watching Star Wars: The return of the Jedi on your
That Skinny Johnny had my head going!
by The Skinny Johnny June 25, 2021
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little johnny

little Johnny is a series of jokes usually meant as inappropriate or dirty
1. Donald Trump is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy."

One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy."

"No," Trump says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."

A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved... that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explains Trump. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."

The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer.

"What?" asks trump, "Isn't there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally, little johnny in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying Donald Trump and his family were blown up by a bomb, THAT would be a tragedy."

"Wonderful!" Trump beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says little johnny, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would not be a great loss!"
by Unidentified_Anomaly_ January 27, 2022
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Dedicated Johnny

that one kid that always chases you across a game map.
Look at this dedicated Johnny who eliminated me”
by Average food prodect June 6, 2022
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if johnny has 5 apples

It basically is said when someone says something so stupid so you gotta act like theyre a first grader
XxGrimr3aperXX: Is the sky really blue, or is the sky brown and it looks blue cause i have blue eyes???

you: *sigh* if johnny has 5 apples....
by mr walk to school at 5 pm March 25, 2023
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Racecar Johnny

A person that doesn't really care about what car does he have. He just wants it to go "vroom vroom" and move, that's it. Can be applied to type of consumer class, not just cars. Originates from Natty Comics by Stephan Winchell.
- Ive bought myself Ford Pinto, its a pretty ok car
- Bro you Racecar Johnny
by Tetraline July 19, 2023
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Sleeping Johnny

Guy who likes to sleep around in random places
Back in the day, I would sleep in the park, the stairway, the lockers...they called me Sleeping Johnny
by Sleepingjohnny July 25, 2023
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Dirty Johncy

When you're masturbating while lying in bed and you cum too hard that the cum goes to your mouth.
Dude 1: yo, just jacked off last night and I did a dirty johncy.

Dude 2: mother f*cker, stay away from me.
by Olabandito June 13, 2023
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