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Swans Island 

An island....With about 350 people here....we’re all soon going to die...good luck with the war China...See, I’m already loosing my mind....OR WILL IT HAPPEN!!!!.........
Swans Island is an island....The End
Swans Island by compassrose_830 October 29, 2017

Mexican Island 

A Caribbean island that wants to be a state, but Trump sees that Puerto Rico is another country in Mexico and wants to build a wall around it when the government mentions statehood for Puerto Rico.
PR Governor: "We want statehood now" Trump: "Build the wall now on that Mexican island"
Mexican Island by Bidova August 5, 2019

Love island

A show where clout chasing thots and fuck boys meet and greet and end up getting together in a villa.

The most set up bullshit seen, yet people still believe it’s real, mostly watched by 12 year old kids who want to be just like these idiots.
12 year old: omg that molly girl is a snake

Other 12 year old: yeah I know right sksksksks love island is awesome though
Love island by Criticalxp September 6, 2019

Nut Sack Island  

Nut Sack Island , Term to describe a man's groin region.
Yo Rich slept over at Darrel's house and woke up on Nut Sack Island .
Nut Sack Island by Mikey Dire February 26, 2008

queen of coney island 

lana del rey
" im your little harlet, starlet, queen of coney island"

Mercer Island 

A land brought down from heaven into a lake situated between Seattle and Bellevue. This fantasy among subburban paradises is home to some of the most kind hearted and ebullient people i know. This 13 mile round, foot shaped island is also home to one of the 5 richest people in the world, Paul Allen, and Brad Pitt is proud to be an islander. Bill Gates lives in Medina, aka the land of the scary little peep who pop out of bushes if you try and go there. Mercer Island, an affluent society raises its children to become the next stars of America. The high school, praised by God himself, sends students to practically every Ivy-League school in america, can bellevue say that? No. The school also boasts state champion teams and KingoChamps anually. Sure football sucks but atleast Mercer Island isnt known for the best male butt tapping sport in the state.
My name is Taj, from far east and even i have heard of mercer island, where the beauties of the west are born. Suck my COCK Bellevue!
Mercer Island by Jacob Glickman January 23, 2008