Bacon Destroyer

The hardest cop killa in the neighborhood

"The OG Bacon destroyer is straight up Gangsta"

by $super g@ng$ta April 04, 2016

Fake Baconing

The act of driving to a parking lot, dialing 911 on a burner phone, and attempting to masturbate and finish before police arrive.

Todd was fake baconing, trying to bust a thrill nut last week and he caught a charge for indecent exposure. He's looking at a third strike situation since he had a firearm and blow in the car with him. I don't know what to tell his family, man. His daughter's third birthday is next week. That kid doesn't stand a chance.

by Oh, hayyyy November 28, 2022

bacon dick

a very very old looking dick

wow did you see that he has a bacon dick!

by meatballeater December 15, 2017

pulled a bacon

To take a long nap.

"Oh wow, I pulled a bacon yesterday. Now I feel good!"

by romromrom April 06, 2014

Saul Bacon

Only found at whataburger. The most burnt bacon you’ll see in your life. Called “Saul Bacon” because it sounds about right.

Man wtf is this, it’s the Saul bacon in my sweet n spicy bacon burger

by Sal Bob September 30, 2019

soggy bacon

When a girl expects a guys junk to be erect and happy to see her, and sadly comes to realize its flaccid, or "soggy". Like the actual soggy bacon, its disappointing.

Mike: Hey man, how was that chick last night?
Jaquare: Shit, man. I thought I was ready, but I pulled a soggy bacon on her.

by abofdrjizz June 27, 2014

butt bacon

When you have a shit that strings out, but is still quite flat as with bacon.

Me: Dude I just made some butt bacon!!
Other Guy: Do I know you?

by spicysheron February 16, 2014