river mud

When you take a shit in which there are no floaters. Every turd settles to the bottom of the toilet bowl like River Mud.

Last night after I ate a burrito I left some river mud in the toilet.

Joey left some river mud for his mom to find after he ate a triple bacon, triple cheese burger.

by DOODEROSO July 27, 2010

Rakin’ the mud

Wiping your ass after a particularly sludgy poop

Give me a minute, I’m rakin’ the mud now.

by Corn2137 December 8, 2019

Mud Licker

When you shit on a girls tits during intercourse and you lick it all off.

My dad is a huge mud licker

by Mud licker April 19, 2017

Mud Baby

Anal stimulation often causes one to have to defecate. For a Mud Baby to be conceived and born (the gestation period can be anywhere from 30 seconds, to several hours) a load of sperm does not technically have to be deposited in the anus, but if you are one to be concerned with the aesthetics regarding the finer things in life, a healthy load of jizz is widely recommended. A bowel movement should then follow, after which one can be proud of the fact that they just gave birth to a healthy Mud Baby! Mud Babies are born gender neutral, so when picking a name, it is wise to go with names such as “Ashton”, “Riley”, “Chanler”, or ,
depending on the color of your
particular Mud Baby, “Indigo”. The lifespan of Mud Babies can vary, but it is unwise to let them live longer than 5 minutes, after which a proper water burial should ensue. Mud Baby abortion’s are ill-advised although in rare cases, they are sometimes necessary.

After I blew my wad in her butt, she had to take a dump so bad, bud! She totally went in my bathroom and gave birth to a Mud Baby!

by EzMoneyPblms April 6, 2019

Mud Bath

Your partner lays on their stomach and puts a funnel in their ass. You proceed to pour hot water in the funnel. Than dip your balls in the funnel, like you submerging in a hot tub. Your partner than sharts and farts to create the jacuzzi mud bath effect. You can do this with a sibling if you are from the south.

My sister was great at the spa, she gave me the special mud bath that was on the menu.

by Jacuzzi March 17, 2022

Mud Knuckle

During anal sex , upon re-entry you bend your hard on and it looks like a bent thunb.

I got a Mud Knuckle while plowing some chick in the ass last night. Hurt like hell.

by Dadawggy January 19, 2019

Mud asser

The term Mud asser originates from the name Mudacer. It's most likely to be the name of an extremely obese Afghan guy who does art. He rarely takes showers and smells like piss mixed with sweat. He does not wipe his ass, hence the name "Mud asser".

Guy 1: You're such a mud asser!
Guy 2: But I wipe my ass!

by MeatiestOfMeat August 31, 2021