Jungle Snake

Jungle Snake: (noun) A beautiful woman that you take home drunk from the bar but when you go to do the deed a massive snake hits you in the forehead

Man I brought this girl home last night, she was hotter than Shakira in a too piece, but when we went to do the deed it hit me in the face, it was at that point that I knew, this was not a woman, this was a Jungle Snake

by farmtruck532 November 23, 2022

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fungle jungle

The type of pussy you would get lost in, typically hairy af, but not in all cases. If you can get lost in it, you have found yourself a Fungle Jungle my friend.

"Dude, I totally just tapped Sarah last night."

"For real man? You got lost in that Fungle Jungle?"

by NippleNOJBBk July 2, 2018

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Jungle John

My friend John has a massive jungle around hi not so massive horn.

Jungle John only pulls 10s

by Humungous Horn Harold June 13, 2022

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Viatnamese Jungle Storm

Inserting your penis inside of someone's anus, and peeing in it, then slamming their ass cheeks together while they fart, spraying the piss out like a rain storm.

She's into some really freaky shit man, she had me give her a viatnamese Jungle Storm last night.

by APESnGRAPES66BANANAS! May 28, 2022

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jungle fucker

A crude term used against people from Brazil. The insult implies they’re dirty, chaotic, and more likely to fight monkeys in the Amazon than be humans.

Mods ban anybody speaking Portuguese. Let's get these jungle fuckers out of here. The English stream motherfuckers. How the fuck you gonna be from Brazil in a computer in a hut talking shit man get the fuck outta here.

by SFC15 August 28, 2025

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