Closet Basic

1. People who pretend they are arty and authentic but are actually basic. 2. People who have no individual sense of style, but merely copy from more artistic people , I.e. authentic artists.

“Wow, look at those new Doc Martens she has”
“Na, she is closet basic. She works in marketing and I saw her at brunch last weekend.”

by Brooklyn Paulie December 13, 2023

closet cusser

Very sweet , shy, quiet individual, but behind closed doors has the dirtiest mouth in history.

Oh my gosh, Amanda is such a sweet girl, but I am sure she is a closet cusser.

by Strippin Zorro January 18, 2016

Closet Beta Male

Someone who outwardly pretends to be a Chad and a Alpha male hating on women's rights and those that respect wamen. Normally below 5'6, extremely hairy and have names that rhyme with Pevin.

Wow that Kevin guy is a real closet Beta Male. What a cuck.

by JueGamlepoo May 7, 2021

Sprinkler Closet

A closet in a business where you go and masterbate, sometimes in front of others

"Damn Gene, I got caught in the Sprinkler Closet last night!"

by Fireball-Z November 15, 2018

Closet Demon

'Closet demon' a name of some asshole named "Abrar Muhammad Ashiq" He would always fail all his classes, and be in one of them cringey middle school relationships.

The closet demon is drunk, and he is always high.

by Someonethattisbetter May 29, 2022

In the closet

Happy and very cool

Whoa, that guys in the closet!
Look how gay (happy) he is

by WhoaJobama1234 May 19, 2021

Chloe's Closet

An animated children's series produced by MoonScoop Entertainment3 and Telegael Teoranta. The series is mainly aimed for children ages 2 to 7 years old.

Chloe's Closet is the worst children's show.

by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022