garden of give a shit

The secret magical place where you keep your give a shits!

Let me take you to "my garden of give a shits!"

Usual response, that doesn't exist!

Exactly. I'm all out.

by Jackaction December 31, 2016

grey gardening

When you spend at least 24 hours in the same clothing, often unshowered, not leaving your home or the home of your closest friend. Activities include doom scrolling, watching trashy movies, drinking tea. Done in pairs.

"We spent the weekend grey gardening at Amber's house."

by mememepickles February 21, 2025

Botanical-Garden

outdoor gin venue

I had the best day out drinking gin at Botanical-garden

by 98765ghyt November 24, 2021

Piccadilly gardens

The most dangerous section of Manchester do not approach at any cost filled with drug dealers and smack heads from around the globe

Do not go piccadilly gardens my mum got stabbed there

by Cobie January 3, 2021

fruitless garden

A community (typically high school or college) where there is a surplus of gay women, and straight people, but little to no gay men. It is so barren of all fruits, that the few homosexual males are left with little dating options.

Brittney: "Why are all the cute men gay?"
Britney's gbf: "don't even go there. I have no dating pool here, its just a fruitless garden"

by Pseudonymous penis December 18, 2017

garden pub

the result of a dad having a mid-life crisis

"do you wanna come hang?"
"sure. do you have a garden pub?"
"yeah"
"how's your dad doing?"
"not well."

by definingdemon69 December 31, 2023

Mr Brown is at the garden gate

In desperate need to defecate.

Got to go, Mr Brown is at the garden gate.

by The gong practitioner July 17, 2020