Pussy Hook

A males penis

Guy 1: There will be a ton of girls at the party tonight.

Guy 2: throw out your pussy hook and see if you catch anything.

by golgo13 October 22, 2009

"Hook it up"

A saying to describe smoking tobacco from a multi-stem, glass-based water pipe device/ hookah.

hey guys, shall we "hook it up" today? But not too much.

by Kreisler May 13, 2007

hook-up

ur friend, ur homie

what up, hook-up
what the deal is, hook-up
how much, hook-up
response: coke

by YoungCali August 28, 2003

The HOOK!

The Hook, or as its know in laymens terms Bendycockolitus, It's basically where your penis doesn't get hard on one side, left or right, it doesn't matter, and basically it bends to one side, thus creating a hook shape.

Woah, look at jacks penis it looks like a hook, he must have The HOOK!

by AAARG I'MA rape you loads May 11, 2010

Hook, Line and Sinker

Hook, Line and Sinker is an act of severe punishment for someone who has wronged you, or acted like a bitch in general. One or two people with restrain or "hook" the asshole. If you don't know what hook means, watch The Gangs of New York. You place index/middle fingers on the inside of someones cheek and force the mouth open, in agonizing pain. The line= pee and the sinker= poo.

Dude, Blake was being such a bitch today, Me, Tommy, Jon and Josh had to hook, line and sinker his ass. Bitch.

by OliverWilliams December 28, 2005

the hook

using one's finger in a hook like fashion relieve constipation

Jeff Frentz used the hook to eliminate pressure from his bowels

by Matt Drawbaugh December 7, 2004

Captain Hook

When a guy fists a shemale* in the ass, and if he peeks around to the front, her dangling penis will appear as a hook on the end of his hand.

*Must be a shemale, otherwise its just gay.

I was wrist deep in this tranny, and when I looked over at the wall, I could see a shadow where my hand should have been. And I thought I looked like Captain Hook the pirate. lol.

by Cap'n Sea Biscuit Crunch July 28, 2009