Speak now, or forever hold your piece

Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.

In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.

by QuacksO January 6, 2022

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Hold Under

The opposite of holding on to something.

When someone is falling off of a roof, "Hold on Mike!"
When someone is falling off of the floor, "Hold under Mike!"
When you grab the underside of something to grab on, and not fall of of.

by FinnishCorpse July 31, 2021

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Nijmeegse hold

Nijmeegse hold: zit wel op de muur maar heb je nooit nodig om de boulder uit te klimmen.

When your are bouldering there are always holds you accidentally miss or you specifically don't need because you try some fancy ass new original way to complete the boulder or you completely miss them at all but make it to the top anyway; those are Nijmeegse holds

by Phamjanssen October 9, 2020

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