the sexual act of having a group of men with explosive diarrhea defecate into an unconscious
woman'
s vagina. After all the men present have made bowel movements, the
woman is hung upside down by her feet. The men then take turns guzzling maple syrup and then inducing vomit onto the
woman's vagina. The
woman, still hung by her feet, is spun around in circles so the rope, cable or chain used to bind her, when let go, causes her to spin wildly out of control. As this happens, the men masturbate. The last man to ejaculate is punched in the face until the suspended
woman stops spinning and comes to a complete and total rest. That man is then adorned with moose antlers and must sit on a replica of the stanley cup whittled from the largest log of a beaver dam. The replica also must be filled with poutine (a canadian cuisine consisting of french fries, cottage cheese and gravy). He must remain on this replica until the suspended
woman has awakened and consumed all of the aforementioned contents of her vagina with a red and white candy-striped crazy straw.
