Can you hear me now?

A catchy marketing tagline that disappeared from the global lexicon after spacemobile was created

"Can you hear me now?"

"Bro... Stop asking me that.... Of course I can. I have Spacemobile. You a Starlink user or something?"

by MC_Escher January 25, 2024

Do you hear yourself talk

A comeback used in response to someone who is extremely, mind-numbingly stupid.

Dumbass: "Skibidi Toilet is funny and awesome"

Smart guy: "Bro do you hear yourself talk"

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 3, 2024

You don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday

When you tell someone that something is a bad idea, they don’t believe you, and still do it anyways. The equivalent of “I told you so.”

Me: “We probably shouldn’t do anal.”
Us: *do anal
Wife: “Great, there’s shit on the comforter.”
Me: “Yeah, I knew this would happen, but you don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday.”

by The Griddler1 January 8, 2025

Have you heard from glen?

Have you heard from glen? Have you heard from glen? Have you heard from glen? Have you heard from glen? Have you heard from glen? Have you heard from glen? Have you heard from glen?

1: Have you heard from glen? 2: Not in a little while

by Have you heard from glen? January 26, 2025

Amber "Tobias" Heard: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal asbcesses.

Homonoid: Amber "Tobias" Heard: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Full Electromagnetic Spectrum Harnessing

The dream of moving beyond just using visible light and radio waves to master every frequency of EM energy, from long radio waves to deadly gamma rays. It means perfect sensing, perfect stealth, perfect communication, and perfect energy projection. Imagine radar that can see through walls, LiDAR that maps everything in 3D, communication lasers that can’t be intercepted, and directed energy weapons all stemming from the same fundamental mastery of photons. It’s the key to becoming ghosts or gods on any battlefield.

Example: "Their new spy plane isn't about one sensor; it's about full electromagnetic spectrum harnessing. It uses microwave radiometers to sense underground bunkers, infrared to track heat signatures through fog, and lasers to fry enemy drones. It sees everything."

by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026

Quantum Foam Harnessing

Trying to extract power or technology from the universe's fundamental fizz at the Planck scale. Quantum foam is the seething, chaotic froth of virtual particles and wormholes that theoretical physics says makes up the fabric of spacetime at unimaginably small levels. Harnessing it would mean stabilizing these fleeting phenomena—capturing the energy of particle-antiparticle annihilations, creating traversable wormholes, or building structures that exist in multiple places at once. It's the most extreme form of energy mining, diving into the substrate of reality where causality and locality break down. It makes nuclear power look like burning sticks.

Example: "The alien device didn't need fuel; it was hooked into quantum foam harnessing, drawing zero-point energy from the seething vacuum fluctuations. Our entire power grid was a campfire compared to their tap into the universe's basement."

by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026